Brassy Tactics

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I’M YOUNGER, I’M FASTER, AND I WANT IT MORE. YOU DON’T STAND A CHANCE.

SETTLE DOWN, BRIAN. IT’S NOT A RACE.

WHAT? YES IT IS. IT’S LITERALLY A RACE. THAT’S WHAT WE’RE DOING. AND I AM GOING TO WIN.

WINNING ISN’T EVERYTHING, YOU KNOW.

IT’S ENOUGH. BEATING YOU IS ENOUGH TO MAKE ME HAPPY.

HAPPINESS IS A CHOICE, BRIAN.

ARE YOU JUST REPEATING STUPID CLICHÉS AT ME?

YES, IT ALLOWS ME TO CONVERSE WITH YOU ON THE SHALLOWEST LEVEL POSSIBLE WHILE I RESERVE MY ACTUAL MENTAL RESOURCES FOR WINNING THIS RACE AND LAUGHING IN YOUR STUPID DUMB FACE.

… FAIR ENOUGH. LET’S DO THIS.

YOU’RE GOING DOWN.